officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

setsunameiou:

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

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- Anonymously tell me what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat it. I am just genuinely intrigued.
- 2008-06-07

cuteyahooanswers:

i am just chilling right now

bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it

blacc-fridayy:

Urban , street-skate , luxury ~

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

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