chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill

australiansanta:

the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat

australiansanta:

the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

افتح فمك فقط إن كان ما ستقوله أجمل من الصمت
Open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than silence.
Arabic Proverb  (via bl-ossomed)

sportdad420:  lorde has a tumblr? this is a miracle..

lordemusic:

i do indeed, sportdad420

slenclerman:

gaining a new follower

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meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

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